{"id":7019,"date":"2025-07-04T22:50:07","date_gmt":"2025-07-04T22:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/blog-3\/"},"modified":"2025-10-17T19:10:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T19:10:43","slug":"distorsiones","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/distorsiones\/","title":{"rendered":"Distorsiones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-layout-flex uagb-block-d52b6b9a alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-advanced-heading uagb-block-751ff93e\"><h1 class=\"uagb-heading-text\">Distorsiones<\/h1><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-separator uagb-block-cf6a0d87\"><div class=\"uagb-separator-spacing-wrapper\"><div class=\"wp-block-uagb-separator__inner\" style=\"--my-background-image:\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-ast-global-color-4-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-f4d3554ef43fb4445c785ba1357745db\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:400\">Cuando ponemos un pie en la realidad y otro en lo extra\u00f1o, lo m\u00e1gico, lo absurdo, lo fant\u00e1stico, lo desconocido&#8230;, pueden producirse distorsiones. 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enga\u00f1an y c\u00f3mo? Aqu\u00ed nada es como&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/el-ministro\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/el-ministro\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Ministro-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Ministro-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Ministro-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Ministro-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/el-ministro\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/humanidad\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Humanidad<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\u00abMe llamo Elena, y ahora tengo que huir\u00bb.\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/humanidad\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/humanidad\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Humanidad-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Humanidad-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Humanidad-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Humanidad-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/humanidad\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/colores\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Colores<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\u00abUn cromosoma de m\u00e1s. El problema lo tendremos nosotros, que&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/colores\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/colores\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/3.Colores-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/3.Colores-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/3.Colores-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/3.Colores-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/colores\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/no-era-un-banksy\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">No era un Banksy<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\tEl muro segu\u00eda all\u00ed, desnudo, gris. Estaba en medio de&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/no-era-un-banksy\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/no-era-un-banksy\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/2.Banksy-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/2.Banksy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/2.Banksy-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/2.Banksy-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/no-era-un-banksy\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/extincion\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Extinci\u00f3n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\u00ab\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Malditos hijos de puta. La hab\u00e9is cagado. No sab\u00e9is lo&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/extincion\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/extincion\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-scaled-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-scaled-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Extincion-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/extincion\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1565\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Entrega<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p>Imagen: Bamburgh Castle (Michele Clamp) Me hab\u00edan dicho que era&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1565\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1565\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Entrega-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Entrega-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Entrega-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Entrega-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1565\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1526\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Despedida<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p>Era un tipo raro, es cierto, pero ten\u00eda muchos amigos&#8230;.\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1526\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1526\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Despedida-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Despedida-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Despedida-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Despedida-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"uagb-post__link-complete-box\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1526\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"uagb-post__inner-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"uagb-post__title uagb-post__text\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1306\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Ficci\u00f3n y realidad<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post-grid-byline'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__text uagb-post__excerpt'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p>Imagen: Backstage Dressing Room (Bob Dylan) &#8211; Me encantaba tu&#8230;\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"uagb-post__text uagb-post__cta wp-block-button\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link uagb-text-link\" style=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1306\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\">Leer el relato<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class='uagb-post__image'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/1306\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/FiccionYRealidad-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/FiccionYRealidad-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/FiccionYRealidad-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lahipocondria.com\/JironesEnElTintero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/FiccionYRealidad-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a 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