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\u00bb …y all\u00ed estaba yo, terminando de arreglarme para mi cita, nervioso. Siempre hab\u00eda sido muy impuntual, pero esta vez quer\u00eda llegar a mi hora, a la hora prevista. Aquella dama no estaba acostumbrada a esperar…, o eso me <\/em>hab\u00edan contado. Y no quer\u00eda ser yo el primero en hacerle el feo.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abReconozco que me empec\u00e9 a preparar muy pronto, pero parece que algo en mi interior, sin yo querer, siempre me empujaba a distraerme, a retrasar el momento de salir de casa.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abMe puse a regar las plantas de las ventanas, a recog<\/em>er mi habitaci\u00f3n de papeles y ropa, a ordenar los cacharros de la cocina, a terminar de contestar mis correos, a mirarme una y otra vez al espejo cuidando de que mi apariencia fuese lo m\u00e1s presentable posible…<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abCuando quise darme cuenta iba con el tiempo justo…, y sal\u00ed andando deprisa de casa. Cerr\u00e9 la puerta tras de m\u00ed con una sensaci\u00f3n extra\u00f1a, como si no fuese a llegar y eso hiciera que mi vida diera un vuelco infinito que no sabr\u00eda afrontar.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00abFui lo m\u00e1s aprisa que pude; todo lo aprisa que mis pies de 85 a\u00f1os me permitieron. Cuando llegu\u00e9 al edificio hab\u00edan pasado diez minutos de la hora prevista. Sub\u00ed las escaleras, jadeando, con un dolor agudo en el pecho que me nublaba la vista. Al llegar abr\u00ed la puerta. Una sala amplia, muy luminosa, se extend\u00eda delante. El sol que entraba desde el otro extremo, casi en horizontal, apenas me permit\u00eda distinguir las paredes o los l\u00edmites de la habitaci\u00f3n. Todo estaba iluminado con una claridad tan excesiva que pens\u00e9 que hab\u00eda perdido la vista.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abTraspas\u00e9 la puerta y me detuve a esperar que mis ojos se acostumbrasen a aquella luz. Y entonces una voz, desde el fondo de la habitaci\u00f3n, me dijo: ‘No est\u00e1. Ha llegado usted tarde. Se ha marchado’.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abY supe, con toda certeza, que hab\u00eda perdido mi oportunidad. Tendr\u00eda que esperar a que todos los dem\u00e1s llegasen a sus citas. Ser\u00eda el \u00faltimo de todos los vivientes a los que La Muerte llevar\u00eda consigo. \u00bfQui\u00e9n sabe cu\u00e1nto tendr\u00e9 que esperar ahora para poder reunirme con mi querida esposa en el otro lado?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00abNo es bueno hacer esperar a La Muerte. Ella debe cumplir sus horarios, su agenda, sus tiempos, y un humano no puede trabar sus planes. No debe.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

…y el autob\u00fas lleg\u00f3 a su parada. El anciano se baj\u00f3 y se alej\u00f3 caminando lentamente, arrastrando sus cansados pies por la acera, cabizbajo, como enso\u00f1ado, todo brillo de esperanza borrado de sus ojos. 385 a\u00f1os dijo que ten\u00eda, y sab\u00eda que le quedaban muchos m\u00e1s para poder descansar del todo junto a su amada esposa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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