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El placer de un crucero"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Hoy por fin he descubierto, despu\u00e9s de cinco d\u00edas en este maldito crucero por el Atl\u00e1ntico, cu\u00e1l es el placer que anunciaba el folleto (\u00abCrucero de placer por el Atl\u00e1ntico; viva las vacaciones que siempre so\u00f1\u00f3&#8230;\u00bb): despu\u00e9s de cinco d\u00edas sin apenas dormir, sin apenas comer y sin apenas ser persona, me he asomado a la cubierta y, con una puesta de sol inenarrable, acompa\u00f1ado el trasatl\u00e1ntico por una bandada de delfines con sus gr\u00e1ciles y simp\u00e1ticos saltos,&#8230; he vomitado.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Pens\u00e9 que nunca m\u00e1s volver\u00eda a ver el bocata de chorizo que me com\u00ed el primer d\u00eda de crucero, nada m\u00e1s subir al barco; un bocata que el capit\u00e1n me hizo hacer desaparecer porque el olor que desped\u00eda no estaba acorde con la elegancia del crucero y hac\u00eda que algunas se\u00f1oras diesen arcadas&#8230; Pens\u00e9 que no lo volver\u00eda a ver&#8230;, pero all\u00ed qued\u00f3, flotando en el oc\u00e9ano, los delfines jugueteando alegremente con \u00e9l, chapoteando entre sus variados colores&#8230; \u00bf\u00a1\u00a1C\u00f3mo pueden decir que los delfines son los animales m\u00e1s inteligentes!!?<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\"> Si ella estuviera aqu\u00ed&#8230; tendr\u00eda a alguien que me trajese una manzanilla sin tener que despegarme de esta barandilla. 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