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Me dice el m\u00e9dico que la ca\u00edda
\nhizo que el tend\u00f3n tirase al punto
\nde romper del hueso un trozo
\npor arrancamiento.
\nMe doler\u00e1, dice el doctor,
\ncomo si un brujo vud\u00fa clavara agujas
\ncon odio y al rojo vivo,
\npara m\u00e1s inri.
\nPero s\u00e9 que se equivoca por completo.
\nQue no tiene ni idea de lo que pasa:
\nme duele el hombro porque no es tu rostro
\nel que se apoya en \u00e9l de vez en cuando.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me dice el m\u00e9dico que la ca\u00edda hizo que el tend\u00f3n tirase al punto de romper del hueso un trozo por arrancamiento. Me doler\u00e1, dice el doctor, como si un brujo vud\u00fa clavara agujas con odio y al rojo vivo, para m\u00e1s inri. Pero s\u00e9 que se equivoca por completo. 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