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– \u00bfEst\u00e1 usted segura de que se ahog\u00f3 solo?<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Completamente segura, se\u00f1or agente.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfNo vio entrar o salir a nadie de aquella oficina?<\/span>
– No. Su secretar\u00eda hab\u00eda salido a hacer algunas gestiones al banco, y por las ma\u00f1anas no hay m\u00e1s gente en aquel lugar salvo el cartero, que ya hab\u00eda pasado\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Estaba siendo interrogada con un potente foco delante suya, como para intimidar, pero se mostraba tranquila.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

El agente que la interrogaba llevaba horas haciendo preguntas. Ella parec\u00eda haber sido el \u00fanico testigo de aquello, pero apenas aportaba datos.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La pelusa se manten\u00eda sobre el mont\u00f3n de libros que hab\u00edan puesto encima de la silla para que el polic\u00eda no tuviese que interrogarla tirado en el suelo.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No parec\u00eda distinta de las dem\u00e1s; era una pelusa como todas, de las que aparecen debajo de todas las camas del mundo. Estaba relajada. S\u00f3lo se pon\u00eda algo nerviosa cuando abr\u00edan la puerta de la habitaci\u00f3n y notaba la corriente de aire. Entonces trataba de hacer presi\u00f3n sobre el libro en el que estaba apoyada, pero casi siempre acababa flotando hasta el suelo. Entonces el polic\u00eda la recog\u00eda y la volv\u00eda a depositar sobre el mont\u00f3n de libros, delante del foco. Y segu\u00eda haci\u00e9ndole preguntas.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfHac\u00eda mucho tiempo que le conoc\u00eda?<\/span>
– S\u00ed, se\u00f1or agente. Algo m\u00e1s de un a\u00f1o.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfY nunca habl\u00f3 con \u00e9l?<\/span>
– \u00c9l me esquivaba. Ten\u00eda cosas en qu\u00e9 pensar. Esa rubia de la oficina\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lo dec\u00eda con un tono de odio que se pod\u00eda notar a la legua.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00bfNo sabe de alguien que pudiese querer matarlo; alg\u00fan enemigo; alguien a quien le debiera dinero o alg\u00fan\u2026 favor?<\/span>
– No creo que tuviese enemigos.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La pelusa estaba como distante mientras respond\u00eda. Recordaba c\u00f3mo le hab\u00eda conocido, mientras se arrastraba por debajo de las mesas de su oficina. Le encantaba rozar sus tobillos y apartarse r\u00e1pidamente. A veces buscaba las corrientes de aire para poder posarse durante un instante sobre su mesa, pero \u00e9l siempre acababa apart\u00e1ndola, y ella volv\u00eda debajo de la mesa, con la esperanza de que alg\u00fan d\u00eda se fijar\u00eda en su peque\u00f1o cuerpecito suave. Pero no. Nunca se fij\u00f3 en ella a pesar de todo. A pesar del cuidado que ten\u00eda para no caer nunca en su vaso de agua, o en su comida, o ensuciar su mesa con el polvo que llevaba. Siempre la trat\u00f3 con desprecio.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Est\u00e1 bien. Puede irse. No se marche de la ciudad. Tal vez necesitemos llamarla de nuevo para declarar ante el juez.<\/span>
– Gracias se\u00f1or agente.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y se march\u00f3. Nunca m\u00e1s volver\u00eda a aquella oficina, porque \u00e9l ya no estaba. Se arrastrar\u00eda o flotar\u00eda hacia alg\u00fan otro sitio. Donde el aire la llevase.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sab\u00eda que nada volver\u00eda a ser como antes. Las dem\u00e1s pelusas no la volver\u00edan a mirar como antes ni querr\u00edan juntarse con ella durante semanas debajo de alg\u00fan sof\u00e1 o alg\u00fan mueble bar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026pero se repet\u00eda una y otra vez que no pudo soportarlo m\u00e1s. Que nunca la hab\u00edan maltratado tanto como \u00e9l lo hab\u00eda hecho. Ella s\u00f3lo quer\u00eda un poco de atenci\u00f3n, unas palabras, una mirada, pero nunca tuvo nada de eso. Y sab\u00eda de sobra que era al\u00e9rgico al polvo, as\u00ed que aquella ma\u00f1ana, cuando lo vio bostezar, flot\u00f3 hasta su garganta y se aloj\u00f3 all\u00ed, haciendo fuerza con su peque\u00f1o y suave cuerpecito en las paredes de su laringe para no salir despedida en uno de sus accesos de tos.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fueron cinco o seis minutos de lucha contra su tos, su saliva y sus esfuerzos por desembarazarse de aquello que le imped\u00eda respirar tapon\u00e1ndole la garganta. Despu\u00e9s se desplom\u00f3, asfixiado. Entonces sali\u00f3 de su garganta dej\u00e1ndose llevar por la saliva que resbalaba sobre su rostro hasta el suelo. Se arrastr\u00f3 hasta un rinc\u00f3n y esper\u00f3 a secarse. Entonces lleg\u00f3 la polic\u00eda y la vieron all\u00ed. Pero nunca podr\u00edan sospechar de una peque\u00f1a pelusa. Nunca.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y \u00e9l hab\u00eda aprendido la lecci\u00f3n: con el polvo no se juega.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n

\"Jirones<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n

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